LIES GALORE!!!

At the Consulate:
-----------------

Q: Why do you want a visa to go to USA ?

A: I am very interested in higher education. I would like to
 enhance my technical background by obtaining MS/Phd.
     
     
Q: What would you like to do after you finish your MS/Phd ?    

A: I would like to return back to India and use my knowledge to help solve
   India's problems.
     
The first day at school:
-----------------------

Q: Why do you want to join this funded research project ?     

A: I am very interested in this project. Actually I joined this university
only so that I can get a chance to work on this project and for a reputed
professor like you. 
     
INS Office:
----------

Q: Why do you want Practical Training permit ?

A: I have learned lot of theoretical knowledge during my MS/Phd.  I would
like to get some exposure to pratical issues and to American companies so
that my education becomes complete and may be I could add a new
perspective to my work place once I go back to India. 
     
The first day in a suit:
-----------------------

Q: Why are you interested in joining our company ?

A: Your (hopefully our) company is well known for its state of the art
leading edge technology. My interest/background perfectly fits your
companies needs. 
     
Juraez, Mexico:
--------------

Q: Why are you visiting this city in Mexico for a day?

A: I always wanted to know more about Mexico and it's culture.  I love the
way they play soccer. 
     
Tirunelveli, TamilNadu:
-----------------------

Q: Why did you come to India to look for a spouse ?

A: I do not like blonde hair and blue eyes.  Also I do not like dating. 
     
Q: Why are you interested in marrying a doctor or an engineer who could do
MS in CS ? 

A: I always wanted my spouse to be well educated so that they can be more
understanding about the issues I face at work and can be more
compassionate. 
     
Q: Why are you interested in marrying me ?

A: I have travelled in both India and USA extensively, but I have never
seen a beautiful/charming person like you. It is love at first sight. 
     
Forever:
--------

Q: Why do you like mercedes car and a million dollar home ?

A: Actually I don't. I believe in simple living and high thinking.  But it
is my spouse that wants all these material stuff. 
     
Q: When are you planning to go back to India ?     
A: Next year... !!!